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“If I tried to give up bread, I’d spaz out, have a nervous breakdown, run away, and be found five weeks later curled up under a bush somewhere (a la runaway Samedi), the ground around me littered with Wonderbread bags and those plastic things that hold the bags closed. No joke.”

–Me. 3/7/2012

Seriously, don’t take away my bread. You can make it light, with 45 calories a slice and tasting slightly better than cardboard, you can make my bagels thin, you can do whatever you want except take it away entirely. Then there will be blood.

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